Wednesday, April 14, 2010

.Jokes #1.

Rushing to work, a high school teacher was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that the teacher's shirt had the name of a local high school on it.
"I teach math there," the teacher explained. The trooper smiled, and said, "Okay, here's a problem. A teacher is speeding down the highway at 16 m.p.h. over the limit. At $12 for every mile, plus $40 court costs, plus the rise in her insurance, what's her total cost?"
The teacher replied, "Taking that total, subtracting the low salary I receive, multiplying by the number of kids who hate math, then adding to that the fact that none of us would be anywhere without teachers, I'd say zero."
The trooper handed back the teacher's license. "Math was never my favorite subject," he admitted. "Please slow down."
Kan best kalau polis trafik Malaysia macm ni? :)


E.d.Y said...

haha..lawak2...leh try tak cara ni kalau kene tahan?

SiGedikDariScotland said...

he he kalo berani try ah, silap2 makin kena saman dengan pakcik polis. hehe

- Ms. Izyan - said...

suda upload kad kat blog...sowie bz gillller kat cni ngn knvo, ganti kelas etc..
nnt aku pos ek..?
but wt mase nie...tgk online dulu ye..? so sowie....~

SiGedikDariScotland said...


Ok darling ;) thanks.hehe