Wednesday, April 14, 2010

.Jokes #1.

Rushing to work, a high school teacher was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that the teacher's shirt had the name of a local high school on it.
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"I teach math there," the teacher explained. The trooper smiled, and said, "Okay, here's a problem. A teacher is speeding down the highway at 16 m.p.h. over the limit. At $12 for every mile, plus $40 court costs, plus the rise in her insurance, what's her total cost?"
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The teacher replied, "Taking that total, subtracting the low salary I receive, multiplying by the number of kids who hate math, then adding to that the fact that none of us would be anywhere without teachers, I'd say zero."
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The trooper handed back the teacher's license. "Math was never my favorite subject," he admitted. "Please slow down."
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Kan best kalau polis trafik Malaysia macm ni? :)

4 comments:

E.d.Y said...

haha..lawak2...leh try tak cara ni kalau kene tahan?

SiGedikDariScotland said...

he he kalo berani try ah, silap2 makin kena saman dengan pakcik polis. hehe

- Ms. Izyan - said...

suda upload kad kat blog...sowie dear...cm bz gillller kat cni ngn knvo, ganti kelas etc..
nnt aku pos ek..?
but wt mase nie...tgk online dulu ye..? so sowie....~

SiGedikDariScotland said...

.Intan.

Ok darling ;) thanks.hehe